Alysa and Mitch

Do you want my autograph?

I received this email today:

Dear Mr. Cohen,

I am hoping that you are the same person that I am looking for. If so, I am a big fan of your work as an actor in the horror genre. I think you are one of the most talented men to ever be involved with the genre. I am especially fond of your work as "The Toxic Avenger". I was wondering if you accept autograph requests through the mail. If so, I was hoping you might tell me how I could go about getting an autograph from you. It would really mean a lot to me as a fan. Thank you for your time and your wonderful work. I hope to hear from you soon.

So I thought I should announce to the world that I am not the Mitchell S. Cohen that starred as the title character in The Toxic Avenger. The Toxic Avenger is a cult classic campy monster movie, that I've actually seen - simply because the video box had my name on the cover.

The same Mitch Cohen had a minor role in a movie I really do like, Clerks. He played "Leaning Against Wall." Really.